I think I have to send you a reminder.

Life is rough when you're this pretty.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Puppy up bitch!

Fordham University Class of 1997 · Red Shirt Year!

Wine pong is highly advisable.

Scary Basement beer will quench your thirst.

They call me the trifecta.

Death to all but METAL!!!!

I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

There ain't nothing like motoboatin'

I caught my first tube today, sir.

Really? You think I look like Brad Pitt? Never heard that one before...

This ain't my first rodeo.

Don't mess with Texas!

Worrying wastes today's time, cluttering up tomorrow's opportunities with yesterday's worries.

Whaddaya say we get nipple to nipple?

It's my ass-kickin' hat!

I'm a ghost.

If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price.

When a girl asks you to get her a 40, do it or you may get stabbed.

Have one.

Pushing you forward like you're a hood ornament on a freight train... And your balls man, your balls are about this big!

Loser eats the orange rind... Hold on, I almost found it-

Oh Meyer, you don't know when to quit.